Almost a year later, Konami and Kojima productions finally did the right thing and patch the highly broken Z.O.E HD collection. Oh, what was wrong with it you ask? The video below should illustrate the problem.
Basically incredibly slow frame rates--especially the PS3 version. Holy crap that game ran like an old pick up truck carrying goats. Seriously, Konami f'd this one big time. Thankfully the new patch (which is a whooping 594 MB download) will finally give ZOE the package they've asked for in the first place. Good things come to those who wait, I guess.